Crazy News Stories
Written by the Students of 7°A
Students in 7°A were asked to use their imaginations to invent creative news stories which may or may not be true. Decide for yourself...
A dolphin and flies and escapes in a
psychiatric hospital
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On Wednesday, November 12th a dolphin
escaped in a psychiatric hospital. How? The dolphin flew! It stole wings of a
bird. The dolphin was in the hospital because it was crazy. The dolphin escaped because it was afraid of needles.
It escaped to Narnia and they lost track of him. Everyone is talking about the fantastic flying
dolphin, Disney is even thinking about making a movie.
CAT ESCAPES
On Saturday, November 8, a small mouse chased a cat.
This happened in the president’s house. When the president realized that there
was a mouse he ran off screaming like a child. While the mouse ate, the cat
tried to catch, but the mouse got angry and started to chase.
A Giant Gecko round the streets of Chillán
On
On Monday, November 10st a big gecko walked the streets of the city of
Chillán. A citizen called to warn that a large animal walking the streets, when
the big gecko ate a department with people inside. Next a man who was mad began
to shout : Get out of town. And He started to throw stones. In the end, the
animal was angry, but he left and didn’t return again.
Nicolas Cage finds a hedgehog
in 7°A.
On
Wednesday, November 10th Nicolas Cage replaced Miss Samantha in
English class, when he listened to a weird noise. He approached the ventilation
and there was a hedgehog in between the trash. They talked, and the furry animal
said to Nicolas: ‘’I was just looking for food for my family!’’.
The
hedgehog took his food and left.
A Panda Eraser Comes Alive In 7°A
On
Monday, September 9th a Panda Eraser came alive in 7°A. The student
Joaquín fought against the Panda but he died. The Panda Eraser came alive
because his owner didn’t use it. It occurred in the Colegio Concepcion of
Chillán. Finally, the Panda died because Miss Samantha killed him, she
introduced her fingers in the Panda’s nose and she prodded his Brain with her
nail.
A flying pig!
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Yesterday. November 12th, a
security camera caught a pig flying at the downtown, near the mall, beacause of
a failure experiment in a laboratory. The mutant pig escaped from the
laboratory, and it pooped in everthing at the downtown. One of the scientist,
Floripundio Falopio, flew with a jetpack across the city, searching for the
pig, and, finally, after hours and hours. he captured it on the cathedral.
"Now", says
Floripundio, "the pig lives happily in our laboratory. He loves pooping in
everything!"
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